{"title":"Weird, Unhinged \u0026 Funny","description":"\u003cp\u003eHandcrafted to order in 5 business days in \u003cstrong\u003eSalado, Texas\u003c\/strong\u003e from solid 16-gauge (1.3 mm) jeweler's bronze with \u003cstrong\u003e2.5 microns of heavy 14k yellow gold over 0.025 microns of pure Palladium (sealed in our baked-on Porceshield™ ceramic coating)\u003c\/strong\u003e and a custom-engraved blonde maple gift card. \u003cstrong\u003eDon't see your exact breed, hobby, or design below yet?\u003c\/strong\u003e Use the custom request box at the bottom of this page and our Salado CAD bench will draw and cut it for you at no extra design fee ($68).\u003c\/p\u003e","products":[{"product_id":"the-goose-with-a-knife-signet-16-gauge-unhinged-charm-necklace","title":"The Silly Goose — Goose With a Knife Necklace","description":"\u003cp\u003eWe all have that one friend—or daughter, or sister—who looks sweet and polite on the outside, right up until somebody tests her patience before her first cup of coffee. “Peace was never an option” is her unspoken life motto, and she makes every room ten times funnier just by walking into it.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eDesigned by founder \u003cstrong\u003eMia Vellamere\u003c\/strong\u003e and cut to order in our \u003cstrong\u003eSalado, Texas\u003c\/strong\u003e workshop, \u003cstrong\u003eThe Silly Goose\u003c\/strong\u003e turns everyone’s favorite unhinged internet icon—a tiny waddling goose gripping a butter knife in its beak—into a legitimate piece of mirror-polished \u003cstrong\u003e14k gold plated\u003c\/strong\u003e fine jewelry cut from sturdy \u003cstrong\u003e1.3 mm (16-gauge)\u003c\/strong\u003e jeweler’s bronze. Wait until you see her face when she opens the linen gift box and reads her custom wood card.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003ch4\u003eWhy She’ll Love Wearing It Every Day:\u003c\/h4\u003e\n\u003cul\u003e\n  \u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eSturdy 1.3 mm (16-Gauge) Weight \u0026amp; Dainty 10.0 mm Scale:\u003c\/strong\u003e Approximately \u003cstrong\u003e10.0 mm tall\u003c\/strong\u003e at its tallest point (55.9% of the height of a U.S. Dime) × \u003cstrong\u003e1.3 mm thick\u003c\/strong\u003e—nearly twice as thick as flimsy chain-store charms—finished in our 8-hour ceramic rotary tumbler so every edge is buttery-smooth against her collarbone.\u003c\/li\u003e\n  \u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003e4-Layer Metallurgy + Porceshield™ Ceramic Coating:\u003c\/strong\u003e Plated over our 1.3 mm jeweler’s bronze core with \u003cstrong\u003e0.025 microns of pure Palladium\u003c\/strong\u003e (\u003cstrong\u003ethe most hypoallergenic substance on earth\u003c\/strong\u003e), plated with a full \u003cstrong\u003e2.5 microns of heavy 14k gold\u003c\/strong\u003e (\u003cstrong\u003e5 to 10 times more gold than normal jewelry\u003c\/strong\u003e), and sealed with our \u003cstrong\u003eelectrostatically charged, baked-on ceramic coating (Porceshield™)\u003c\/strong\u003e to \u003cstrong\u003eadd 5 to 10 years of wear\u003c\/strong\u003e.\u003c\/li\u003e\n  \u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003ePersonalized in Salado, Texas (Make It a Set \u0026amp; Save $28):\u003c\/strong\u003e Arrives on a CO₂ laser-engraved 3.0\" × 3.0\" solid blonde maple wood card inside a 3.5\" × 3.5\" × 1.0\" linen gift box. Pair your $68 necklace with the matching bracelet for +$30 ($98 set total — \u003cstrong\u003eSave $28 on the set\u003c\/strong\u003e).\u003c\/li\u003e\n  \u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eFree Replacement for Life:\u003c\/strong\u003e Ships from Salado, Texas with free insured USPS shipping. \u003cstrong\u003eFree replacement for life; just send a photo\u003c\/strong\u003e to \u003cstrong\u003econcierge@vellamereandco.com\u003c\/strong\u003e.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003c!-- sam-seo-crosslinks-start --\u003e\u003cdiv class=\"sam-seo-crosslink-box\" style=\"margin-top:18px;padding:16px 18px;background:#FAF7F2;border:1px solid #E4DCD0;border-radius:10px;font-size:0.86rem;line-height:1.65;color:#4A4036;\"\u003e\n\u003cp style=\"margin:0 0 10px;\"\u003e\u003cstrong style=\"color:#1C1917;\"\u003eExplore Related Salado, Texas Keepsakes ($68):\u003c\/strong\u003e Part of our \u003ca href=\"\/collections\/weird-funny\" style=\"color:#1C1917;font-weight:700;text-decoration:underline;\"\u003eWeird, Unhinged \u0026amp; Funny\u003c\/a\u003e collection. Pair or compare with \u003ca href=\"\/products\/the-wiener-dog-in-a-hot-dog-bun-pendant-16-gauge-dachshund-necklace\" style=\"color:#8C6924;font-weight:600;text-decoration:underline;\"\u003eDachshund Hot Dog Necklace ($68)\u003c\/a\u003e and \u003ca href=\"\/products\/the-unbothered-capybara-pendant-16-gauge-chill-charm-necklace\" style=\"color:#8C6924;font-weight:600;text-decoration:underline;\"\u003eTangerine Capybara Necklace ($68)\u003c\/a\u003e, browse our \u003ca href=\"\/collections\/words-phrases\" style=\"color:#1C1917;font-weight:600;text-decoration:underline;\"\u003eWords \u0026amp; Phrases\u003c\/a\u003e world, save up to $52 on \u003ca href=\"\/pages\/groups\" style=\"color:#1E3F32;font-weight:700;text-decoration:underline;\"\u003eDoubles ($120) \u0026amp; Table for Four ($220) Group Sets\u003c\/a\u003e, or inspect our \u003ca href=\"\/pages\/craftsmanship-metallurgy\" style=\"color:#1C1917;font-weight:600;text-decoration:underline;\"\u003e4-Layer 1.3 mm Metallurgy \u0026amp; Cutaway Guide\u003c\/a\u003e.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003ctable style=\"width:100%;border-collapse:collapse;font-size:0.8rem;background:#FFFFFF;border:1px solid #E4DCD0;\"\u003e\n\u003cthead\u003e\u003ctr style=\"background:#1C1917;color:#FAF7F2;text-align:left;\"\u003e\n\u003cth style=\"padding:7px 10px;border:1px solid #3A332C;\"\u003eBench Spec\u003c\/th\u003e\n\u003cth style=\"padding:7px 10px;border:1px solid #3A332C;color:#F3E5AB;\"\u003eGoose With a Knife Necklace ($68)\u003c\/th\u003e\n\u003c\/tr\u003e\u003c\/thead\u003e\n\u003ctbody\u003e\n\u003ctr\u003e\n\u003ctd style=\"padding:6px 10px;border:1px solid #E4DCD0;font-weight:700;color:#1C1917;\"\u003e4-Layer Metal Stack\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd style=\"padding:6px 10px;border:1px solid #E4DCD0;color:#1E3F32;font-weight:600;\"\u003e1.3 mm (16-Gauge) Jeweler's Bronze + 0.025μm Palladium + 2.5μm 14k Gold + Baked Porceshield™ Ceramic\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003c\/tr\u003e\n\u003ctr style=\"background:#FAF7F2;\"\u003e\n\u003ctd style=\"padding:6px 10px;border:1px solid #E4DCD0;font-weight:700;color:#1C1917;\"\u003eCalibrated U.S. Dime Scale\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd style=\"padding:6px 10px;border:1px solid #E4DCD0;color:#4A4036;\"\u003e10.0 mm Tall at Tallest Point (55.9% of a 17.9 mm U.S. Dime) • 0.4 mm Gold-on-Gold Etch\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003c\/tr\u003e\n\u003ctr\u003e\n\u003ctd style=\"padding:6px 10px;border:1px solid #E4DCD0;font-weight:700;color:#1C1917;\"\u003eGift Packaging \u0026amp; Shipping\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd style=\"padding:6px 10px;border:1px solid #E4DCD0;color:#4A4036;\"\u003e3.0\" × 3.0\" Engraved Solid Blonde Maple Card in 3.5\" × 3.5\" × 1.0\" Box • Ships in 5 Business Days from Salado, TX\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003c\/tr\u003e\n\u003c\/tbody\u003e\n\u003c\/table\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\u003c!-- sam-seo-crosslinks-end --\u003e\n\u003ch4\u003eFrequently Asked Collector Questions: The Silly Goose\u003c\/h4\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eQ: How thick is The Silly Goose compared to standard gold-plated necklaces?\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cbr\u003eA: Every Vellamere \u0026amp; Co. silhouette is precision-cut at 2612 Howard Loop, Salado, TX 76571 from solid 1.3 mm (16-gauge) jeweler's bronze (twice as thick as 0.5–0.7 mm stamped foil) and plated with 0.025 µm hypoallergenic Palladium, 2.5 µm of genuine 14k yellow gold, and baked ceramic armor.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eQ: What is included with The Silly Goose for ?\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cbr\u003eA: Your  order includes the 10.0 mm Dime-scale 1.3 mm 14k gold pendant on an adjustable 16\"–18\" chain, an engraved 3.0\" × 3.0\" solid blonde maple keepsake card with up to 3 custom lines, free insured USPS shipping from Salado, TX within 5 business days, and our Free Lifetime Replacement Guarantee (concierge@vellamereandco.com • (254) 275-4890).\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Vellamere \u0026 CO.™","offers":[{"title":"18\" Classic Chain (+2\" Extender)","offer_id":68045771374628,"sku":"THEGOOSEWITH-GLDP-NECK-18","price":68.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"16\" Collarbone Chain (+2\" Extender)","offer_id":68045771407396,"sku":"THEGOOSEWITH-GLDP-NECK-16","price":68.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"20\" Layering Chain (+2\" Extender)","offer_id":68045771440164,"sku":"THEGOOSEWITH-GLDP-NECK-20","price":68.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0820\/7725\/3668\/files\/15_weird_goose_knife_gold_white_c98a07de-0c40-4290-b259-ef12d661b1a9.jpg?v=1794365503"},{"product_id":"the-wiener-dog-in-a-hot-dog-bun-pendant-16-gauge-dachshund-necklace","title":"The Wiener Dog in a Bun Pendant — Dachshund Hot Dog Necklace","description":"\u003cp\u003eEvery doxie mom has called her dog a little sausage roll at least a thousand times—and seeing a long-bodied dachshund tucked snugly inside a hot dog bun with a squiggle of mustard is impossible to look at without grinning.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eDesigned in Switzerland by founder \u003cstrong\u003eMia Vellamere\u003c\/strong\u003e and laser-cut in our \u003cstrong\u003eSalado, Texas\u003c\/strong\u003e workshop, \u003cstrong\u003eThe Wiener Dog in a Bun Pendant\u003c\/strong\u003e pairs playful humor with serious watchmaker quality in solid \u003cstrong\u003e1.3 mm (16-gauge)\u003c\/strong\u003e jeweler’s bronze and wet-glass 14k gold plating. Arrives on a custom-engraved blonde maple wood card.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003ch4\u003eWhy She’ll Love Wearing It Every Day:\u003c\/h4\u003e\n\u003cul\u003e\n  \u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eSturdy 1.3 mm (16-Gauge) Weight \u0026amp; Dainty 10.0 mm Scale:\u003c\/strong\u003e Approximately \u003cstrong\u003e10.0 mm tall\u003c\/strong\u003e at its tallest point (55.9% of the height of a U.S. Dime) × \u003cstrong\u003e1.3 mm thick\u003c\/strong\u003e—nearly twice as thick as flimsy chain-store charms—finished in our 8-hour ceramic rotary tumbler so every edge is buttery-smooth against her collarbone.\u003c\/li\u003e\n  \u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003e4-Layer Metallurgy + Porceshield™ Ceramic Coating:\u003c\/strong\u003e Plated over our 1.3 mm jeweler’s bronze core with \u003cstrong\u003e0.025 microns of pure Palladium\u003c\/strong\u003e (\u003cstrong\u003ethe most hypoallergenic substance on earth\u003c\/strong\u003e), plated with a full \u003cstrong\u003e2.5 microns of heavy 14k gold\u003c\/strong\u003e (\u003cstrong\u003e5 to 10 times more gold than normal jewelry\u003c\/strong\u003e), and sealed with our \u003cstrong\u003eelectrostatically charged, baked-on ceramic coating (Porceshield™)\u003c\/strong\u003e to \u003cstrong\u003eadd 5 to 10 years of wear\u003c\/strong\u003e.\u003c\/li\u003e\n  \u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003ePersonalized in Salado, Texas (Make It a Set \u0026amp; Save $28):\u003c\/strong\u003e Arrives on a CO₂ laser-engraved 3.0\" × 3.0\" solid blonde maple wood card inside a 3.5\" × 3.5\" × 1.0\" linen gift box. Pair your $68 necklace with the matching bracelet for +$30 ($98 set total — \u003cstrong\u003eSave $28 on the set\u003c\/strong\u003e).\u003c\/li\u003e\n  \u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eFree Replacement for Life:\u003c\/strong\u003e Ships from Salado, Texas with free insured USPS shipping. \u003cstrong\u003eFree replacement for life; just send a photo\u003c\/strong\u003e to \u003cstrong\u003econcierge@vellamereandco.com\u003c\/strong\u003e.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003c!-- sam-seo-crosslinks-start --\u003e\u003cdiv class=\"sam-seo-crosslink-box\" style=\"margin-top:18px;padding:16px 18px;background:#FAF7F2;border:1px solid #E4DCD0;border-radius:10px;font-size:0.86rem;line-height:1.65;color:#4A4036;\"\u003e\n\u003cp style=\"margin:0 0 10px;\"\u003e\u003cstrong style=\"color:#1C1917;\"\u003eExplore Related Salado, Texas Keepsakes ($68):\u003c\/strong\u003e Part of our \u003ca href=\"\/collections\/weird-funny\" style=\"color:#1C1917;font-weight:700;text-decoration:underline;\"\u003eWeird, Unhinged \u0026amp; Funny\u003c\/a\u003e collection. Pair or compare with \u003ca href=\"\/products\/the-frog-in-a-cowboy-hat-pendant-16-gauge-howdy-frog-necklace\" style=\"color:#8C6924;font-weight:600;text-decoration:underline;\"\u003eHowdy Toad Charm Necklace ($68)\u003c\/a\u003e and \u003ca href=\"\/products\/the-possum-playing-dead-pendant-16-gauge-opossum-charm-necklace\" style=\"color:#8C6924;font-weight:600;text-decoration:underline;\"\u003eDramatic Opossum Charm Necklace ($68)\u003c\/a\u003e, browse our \u003ca href=\"\/collections\/words-phrases\" style=\"color:#1C1917;font-weight:600;text-decoration:underline;\"\u003eWords \u0026amp; Phrases\u003c\/a\u003e world, save up to $52 on \u003ca href=\"\/pages\/groups\" style=\"color:#1E3F32;font-weight:700;text-decoration:underline;\"\u003eDoubles ($120) \u0026amp; Table for Four ($220) Group Sets\u003c\/a\u003e, or inspect our \u003ca href=\"\/pages\/craftsmanship-metallurgy\" style=\"color:#1C1917;font-weight:600;text-decoration:underline;\"\u003e4-Layer 1.3 mm Metallurgy \u0026amp; Cutaway Guide\u003c\/a\u003e.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003ctable style=\"width:100%;border-collapse:collapse;font-size:0.8rem;background:#FFFFFF;border:1px solid #E4DCD0;\"\u003e\n\u003cthead\u003e\u003ctr style=\"background:#1C1917;color:#FAF7F2;text-align:left;\"\u003e\n\u003cth style=\"padding:7px 10px;border:1px solid #3A332C;\"\u003eBench Spec\u003c\/th\u003e\n\u003cth style=\"padding:7px 10px;border:1px solid #3A332C;color:#F3E5AB;\"\u003eDachshund Hot Dog Necklace ($68)\u003c\/th\u003e\n\u003c\/tr\u003e\u003c\/thead\u003e\n\u003ctbody\u003e\n\u003ctr\u003e\n\u003ctd style=\"padding:6px 10px;border:1px solid #E4DCD0;font-weight:700;color:#1C1917;\"\u003e4-Layer Metal Stack\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd style=\"padding:6px 10px;border:1px solid #E4DCD0;color:#1E3F32;font-weight:600;\"\u003e1.3 mm (16-Gauge) Jeweler's Bronze + 0.025μm Palladium + 2.5μm 14k Gold + Baked Porceshield™ Ceramic\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003c\/tr\u003e\n\u003ctr style=\"background:#FAF7F2;\"\u003e\n\u003ctd style=\"padding:6px 10px;border:1px solid #E4DCD0;font-weight:700;color:#1C1917;\"\u003eCalibrated U.S. Dime Scale\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd style=\"padding:6px 10px;border:1px solid #E4DCD0;color:#4A4036;\"\u003e10.0 mm Tall at Tallest Point (55.9% of a 17.9 mm U.S. Dime) • 0.4 mm Gold-on-Gold Etch\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003c\/tr\u003e\n\u003ctr\u003e\n\u003ctd style=\"padding:6px 10px;border:1px solid #E4DCD0;font-weight:700;color:#1C1917;\"\u003eGift Packaging \u0026amp; Shipping\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd style=\"padding:6px 10px;border:1px solid #E4DCD0;color:#4A4036;\"\u003e3.0\" × 3.0\" Engraved Solid Blonde Maple Card in 3.5\" × 3.5\" × 1.0\" Box • Ships in 5 Business Days from Salado, TX\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003c\/tr\u003e\n\u003c\/tbody\u003e\n\u003c\/table\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\u003c!-- sam-seo-crosslinks-end --\u003e\n\u003ch4\u003eFrequently Asked Collector Questions: The Wiener Dog in a Bun Pendant\u003c\/h4\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eQ: How thick is The Wiener Dog in a Bun Pendant compared to standard gold-plated necklaces?\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cbr\u003eA: Every Vellamere \u0026amp; Co. silhouette is precision-cut at 2612 Howard Loop, Salado, TX 76571 from solid 1.3 mm (16-gauge) jeweler's bronze (twice as thick as 0.5–0.7 mm stamped foil) and plated with 0.025 µm hypoallergenic Palladium, 2.5 µm of genuine 14k yellow gold, and baked ceramic armor.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eQ: What is included with The Wiener Dog in a Bun Pendant for ?\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cbr\u003eA: Your  order includes the 10.0 mm Dime-scale 1.3 mm 14k gold pendant on an adjustable 16\"–18\" chain, an engraved 3.0\" × 3.0\" solid blonde maple keepsake card with up to 3 custom lines, free insured USPS shipping from Salado, TX within 5 business days, and our Free Lifetime Replacement Guarantee (concierge@vellamereandco.com • (254) 275-4890).\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Vellamere \u0026 CO.™","offers":[{"title":"18\" Classic Chain (+2\" Extender)","offer_id":68061179936804,"sku":"THEWIENERDOG-GLDP-NECK-18","price":68.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"16\" Collarbone Chain (+2\" Extender)","offer_id":68061179969572,"sku":"THEWIENERDOG-GLDP-NECK-16","price":68.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"20\" Layering Chain (+2\" Extender)","offer_id":68061180002340,"sku":"THEWIENERDOG-GLDP-NECK-20","price":68.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0820\/7725\/3668\/files\/top_084_wiener_dog_hotdog_8d172968-9766-45da-b01a-d9afb9af84a2.jpg?v=1794367261"},{"product_id":"the-unbothered-capybara-pendant-16-gauge-chill-charm-necklace","title":"The Unbothered Capybara Pendant — Tangerine Capybara Necklace","description":"\u003cp\u003eWhile the rest of the world is running around in a panic, the capybara sits peacefully in the warm water with a tangerine balanced on its head—completely unbothered, at peace, and thriving in its own lane.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eDesigned by founder \u003cstrong\u003eMia Vellamere\u003c\/strong\u003e and cut to order in our \u003cstrong\u003eSalado, Texas\u003c\/strong\u003e studio, \u003cstrong\u003eThe Unbothered Capybara Pendant\u003c\/strong\u003e captures that zen energy in sturdy \u003cstrong\u003e1.3 mm (16-gauge)\u003c\/strong\u003e jeweler’s bronze with \u003cstrong\u003e0.4 mm\u003c\/strong\u003e gold-on-gold etching. Gift it to the chillest friend you know on a custom-engraved blonde maple wood card.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003ch4\u003eWhy She’ll Love Wearing It Every Day:\u003c\/h4\u003e\n\u003cul\u003e\n  \u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eSturdy 1.3 mm (16-Gauge) Weight \u0026amp; Dainty 10.0 mm Scale:\u003c\/strong\u003e Approximately \u003cstrong\u003e10.0 mm tall\u003c\/strong\u003e at its tallest point (55.9% of the height of a U.S. Dime) × \u003cstrong\u003e1.3 mm thick\u003c\/strong\u003e—nearly twice as thick as flimsy chain-store charms—finished in our 8-hour ceramic rotary tumbler so every edge is buttery-smooth against her collarbone.\u003c\/li\u003e\n  \u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003e4-Layer Metallurgy + Porceshield™ Ceramic Coating:\u003c\/strong\u003e Plated over our 1.3 mm jeweler’s bronze core with \u003cstrong\u003e0.025 microns of pure Palladium\u003c\/strong\u003e (\u003cstrong\u003ethe most hypoallergenic substance on earth\u003c\/strong\u003e), plated with a full \u003cstrong\u003e2.5 microns of heavy 14k gold\u003c\/strong\u003e (\u003cstrong\u003e5 to 10 times more gold than normal jewelry\u003c\/strong\u003e), and sealed with our \u003cstrong\u003eelectrostatically charged, baked-on ceramic coating (Porceshield™)\u003c\/strong\u003e to \u003cstrong\u003eadd 5 to 10 years of wear\u003c\/strong\u003e.\u003c\/li\u003e\n  \u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003ePersonalized in Salado, Texas (Make It a Set \u0026amp; Save $28):\u003c\/strong\u003e Arrives on a CO₂ laser-engraved 3.0\" × 3.0\" solid blonde maple wood card inside a 3.5\" × 3.5\" × 1.0\" linen gift box. Pair your $68 necklace with the matching bracelet for +$30 ($98 set total — \u003cstrong\u003eSave $28 on the set\u003c\/strong\u003e).\u003c\/li\u003e\n  \u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eFree Replacement for Life:\u003c\/strong\u003e Ships from Salado, Texas with free insured USPS shipping. \u003cstrong\u003eFree replacement for life; just send a photo\u003c\/strong\u003e to \u003cstrong\u003econcierge@vellamereandco.com\u003c\/strong\u003e.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003c!-- sam-seo-crosslinks-start --\u003e\u003cdiv class=\"sam-seo-crosslink-box\" style=\"margin-top:18px;padding:16px 18px;background:#FAF7F2;border:1px solid #E4DCD0;border-radius:10px;font-size:0.86rem;line-height:1.65;color:#4A4036;\"\u003e\n\u003cp style=\"margin:0 0 10px;\"\u003e\u003cstrong style=\"color:#1C1917;\"\u003eExplore Related Salado, Texas Keepsakes ($68):\u003c\/strong\u003e Part of our \u003ca href=\"\/collections\/weird-funny\" style=\"color:#1C1917;font-weight:700;text-decoration:underline;\"\u003eWeird, Unhinged \u0026amp; Funny\u003c\/a\u003e collection. Pair or compare with \u003ca href=\"\/products\/the-wiener-dog-in-a-hot-dog-bun-pendant-16-gauge-dachshund-necklace\" style=\"color:#8C6924;font-weight:600;text-decoration:underline;\"\u003eDachshund Hot Dog Necklace ($68)\u003c\/a\u003e and \u003ca href=\"\/products\/the-frog-in-a-cowboy-hat-pendant-16-gauge-howdy-frog-necklace\" style=\"color:#8C6924;font-weight:600;text-decoration:underline;\"\u003eHowdy Toad Charm Necklace ($68)\u003c\/a\u003e, browse our \u003ca href=\"\/collections\/words-phrases\" style=\"color:#1C1917;font-weight:600;text-decoration:underline;\"\u003eWords \u0026amp; Phrases\u003c\/a\u003e world, save up to $52 on \u003ca href=\"\/pages\/groups\" style=\"color:#1E3F32;font-weight:700;text-decoration:underline;\"\u003eDoubles ($120) \u0026amp; Table for Four ($220) Group Sets\u003c\/a\u003e, or inspect our \u003ca href=\"\/pages\/craftsmanship-metallurgy\" style=\"color:#1C1917;font-weight:600;text-decoration:underline;\"\u003e4-Layer 1.3 mm Metallurgy \u0026amp; Cutaway Guide\u003c\/a\u003e.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003ctable style=\"width:100%;border-collapse:collapse;font-size:0.8rem;background:#FFFFFF;border:1px solid #E4DCD0;\"\u003e\n\u003cthead\u003e\u003ctr style=\"background:#1C1917;color:#FAF7F2;text-align:left;\"\u003e\n\u003cth style=\"padding:7px 10px;border:1px solid #3A332C;\"\u003eBench Spec\u003c\/th\u003e\n\u003cth style=\"padding:7px 10px;border:1px solid #3A332C;color:#F3E5AB;\"\u003eTangerine Capybara Necklace ($68)\u003c\/th\u003e\n\u003c\/tr\u003e\u003c\/thead\u003e\n\u003ctbody\u003e\n\u003ctr\u003e\n\u003ctd style=\"padding:6px 10px;border:1px solid #E4DCD0;font-weight:700;color:#1C1917;\"\u003e4-Layer Metal Stack\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd style=\"padding:6px 10px;border:1px solid #E4DCD0;color:#1E3F32;font-weight:600;\"\u003e1.3 mm (16-Gauge) Jeweler's Bronze + 0.025μm Palladium + 2.5μm 14k Gold + Baked Porceshield™ Ceramic\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003c\/tr\u003e\n\u003ctr style=\"background:#FAF7F2;\"\u003e\n\u003ctd style=\"padding:6px 10px;border:1px solid #E4DCD0;font-weight:700;color:#1C1917;\"\u003eCalibrated U.S. Dime Scale\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd style=\"padding:6px 10px;border:1px solid #E4DCD0;color:#4A4036;\"\u003e10.0 mm Tall at Tallest Point (55.9% of a 17.9 mm U.S. Dime) • 0.4 mm Gold-on-Gold Etch\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003c\/tr\u003e\n\u003ctr\u003e\n\u003ctd style=\"padding:6px 10px;border:1px solid #E4DCD0;font-weight:700;color:#1C1917;\"\u003eGift Packaging \u0026amp; Shipping\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd style=\"padding:6px 10px;border:1px solid #E4DCD0;color:#4A4036;\"\u003e3.0\" × 3.0\" Engraved Solid Blonde Maple Card in 3.5\" × 3.5\" × 1.0\" Box • Ships in 5 Business Days from Salado, TX\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003c\/tr\u003e\n\u003c\/tbody\u003e\n\u003c\/table\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\u003c!-- sam-seo-crosslinks-end --\u003e\n\u003ch4\u003eFrequently Asked Collector Questions: The Unbothered Capybara Pendant\u003c\/h4\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eQ: How thick is The Unbothered Capybara Pendant compared to standard gold-plated necklaces?\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cbr\u003eA: Every Vellamere \u0026amp; Co. silhouette is precision-cut at 2612 Howard Loop, Salado, TX 76571 from solid 1.3 mm (16-gauge) jeweler's bronze (twice as thick as 0.5–0.7 mm stamped foil) and plated with 0.025 µm hypoallergenic Palladium, 2.5 µm of genuine 14k yellow gold, and baked ceramic armor.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eQ: What is included with The Unbothered Capybara Pendant for ?\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cbr\u003eA: Your  order includes the 10.0 mm Dime-scale 1.3 mm 14k gold pendant on an adjustable 16\"–18\" chain, an engraved 3.0\" × 3.0\" solid blonde maple keepsake card with up to 3 custom lines, free insured USPS shipping from Salado, TX within 5 business days, and our Free Lifetime Replacement Guarantee (concierge@vellamereandco.com • (254) 275-4890).\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Vellamere \u0026 CO.™","offers":[{"title":"18\" Classic Chain (+2\" Extender)","offer_id":68061181378596,"sku":"THEUNBOTHERED-GLDP-NECK-18","price":68.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"16\" Collarbone Chain (+2\" Extender)","offer_id":68061181411364,"sku":"THEUNBOTHERED-GLDP-NECK-16","price":68.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"20\" Layering Chain (+2\" Extender)","offer_id":68061181444132,"sku":"THEUNBOTHERED-GLDP-NECK-20","price":68.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0820\/7725\/3668\/files\/top_085_capybara_b64fecfc-d4d2-4647-8b41-374b41f1a29c.jpg?v=1794367293"},{"product_id":"the-frog-in-a-cowboy-hat-pendant-16-gauge-howdy-frog-necklace","title":"The Frog in a Cowboy Hat Pendant — Howdy Toad Charm Necklace","description":"\u003cp\u003eWhy is a chubby little frog wearing a tilted Texas cowboy hat so unreasonably charming? Nobody knows—only that the woman who loves weird, joyful things will point to it on her collarbone and say “Howdy” to everyone she meets.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eDesigned in Switzerland by founder \u003cstrong\u003eMia Vellamere\u003c\/strong\u003e and laser-cut in our \u003cstrong\u003eSalado, Texas\u003c\/strong\u003e workshop, \u003cstrong\u003eThe Frog in a Cowboy Hat Pendant\u003c\/strong\u003e is crafted from solid \u003cstrong\u003e1.3 mm (16-gauge)\u003c\/strong\u003e jeweler’s bronze with 8-hour ceramic-tumbled rounded edges and a wet-glass \u003cstrong\u003ePorceshield™\u003c\/strong\u003e finish. Arrives on a custom-engraved blonde maple wood card.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003ch4\u003eWhy She’ll Love Wearing It Every Day:\u003c\/h4\u003e\n\u003cul\u003e\n  \u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eSturdy 1.3 mm (16-Gauge) Weight \u0026amp; Dainty 10.0 mm Scale:\u003c\/strong\u003e Approximately \u003cstrong\u003e10.0 mm tall\u003c\/strong\u003e at its tallest point (55.9% of the height of a U.S. Dime) × \u003cstrong\u003e1.3 mm thick\u003c\/strong\u003e—nearly twice as thick as flimsy chain-store charms—finished in our 8-hour ceramic rotary tumbler so every edge is buttery-smooth against her collarbone.\u003c\/li\u003e\n  \u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003e4-Layer Metallurgy + Porceshield™ Ceramic Coating:\u003c\/strong\u003e Plated over our 1.3 mm jeweler’s bronze core with \u003cstrong\u003e0.025 microns of pure Palladium\u003c\/strong\u003e (\u003cstrong\u003ethe most hypoallergenic substance on earth\u003c\/strong\u003e), plated with a full \u003cstrong\u003e2.5 microns of heavy 14k gold\u003c\/strong\u003e (\u003cstrong\u003e5 to 10 times more gold than normal jewelry\u003c\/strong\u003e), and sealed with our \u003cstrong\u003eelectrostatically charged, baked-on ceramic coating (Porceshield™)\u003c\/strong\u003e to \u003cstrong\u003eadd 5 to 10 years of wear\u003c\/strong\u003e.\u003c\/li\u003e\n  \u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003ePersonalized in Salado, Texas (Make It a Set \u0026amp; Save $28):\u003c\/strong\u003e Arrives on a CO₂ laser-engraved 3.0\" × 3.0\" solid blonde maple wood card inside a 3.5\" × 3.5\" × 1.0\" linen gift box. Pair your $68 necklace with the matching bracelet for +$30 ($98 set total — \u003cstrong\u003eSave $28 on the set\u003c\/strong\u003e).\u003c\/li\u003e\n  \u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eFree Replacement for Life:\u003c\/strong\u003e Ships from Salado, Texas with free insured USPS shipping. \u003cstrong\u003eFree replacement for life; just send a photo\u003c\/strong\u003e to \u003cstrong\u003econcierge@vellamereandco.com\u003c\/strong\u003e.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003c!-- sam-seo-crosslinks-start --\u003e\u003cdiv class=\"sam-seo-crosslink-box\" style=\"margin-top:18px;padding:16px 18px;background:#FAF7F2;border:1px solid #E4DCD0;border-radius:10px;font-size:0.86rem;line-height:1.65;color:#4A4036;\"\u003e\n\u003cp style=\"margin:0 0 10px;\"\u003e\u003cstrong style=\"color:#1C1917;\"\u003eExplore Related Salado, Texas Keepsakes ($68):\u003c\/strong\u003e Part of our \u003ca href=\"\/collections\/weird-funny\" style=\"color:#1C1917;font-weight:700;text-decoration:underline;\"\u003eWeird, Unhinged \u0026amp; Funny\u003c\/a\u003e collection. Pair or compare with \u003ca href=\"\/products\/the-possum-playing-dead-pendant-16-gauge-opossum-charm-necklace\" style=\"color:#8C6924;font-weight:600;text-decoration:underline;\"\u003eDramatic Opossum Charm Necklace ($68)\u003c\/a\u003e and \u003ca href=\"\/products\/the-goose-with-a-knife-signet-16-gauge-unhinged-charm-necklace\" style=\"color:#8C6924;font-weight:600;text-decoration:underline;\"\u003eGoose With a Knife Necklace ($68)\u003c\/a\u003e, browse our \u003ca href=\"\/collections\/words-phrases\" style=\"color:#1C1917;font-weight:600;text-decoration:underline;\"\u003eWords \u0026amp; Phrases\u003c\/a\u003e world, save up to $52 on \u003ca href=\"\/pages\/groups\" style=\"color:#1E3F32;font-weight:700;text-decoration:underline;\"\u003eDoubles ($120) \u0026amp; Table for Four ($220) Group Sets\u003c\/a\u003e, or inspect our \u003ca href=\"\/pages\/craftsmanship-metallurgy\" style=\"color:#1C1917;font-weight:600;text-decoration:underline;\"\u003e4-Layer 1.3 mm Metallurgy \u0026amp; 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Arrives on a custom-engraved solid blonde maple wood card inside a linen gift box.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003ch4\u003eWhy She’ll Love Wearing It Every Day:\u003c\/h4\u003e\n\u003cul\u003e\n  \u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eSturdy 1.3 mm (16-Gauge) Weight \u0026amp; Dainty 10.0 mm Scale:\u003c\/strong\u003e Approximately \u003cstrong\u003e10.0 mm tall\u003c\/strong\u003e at its tallest point (55.9% of the height of a U.S. Dime) × \u003cstrong\u003e1.3 mm thick\u003c\/strong\u003e—nearly twice as thick as flimsy chain-store charms—finished in our 8-hour ceramic rotary tumbler so every edge is buttery-smooth against her collarbone.\u003c\/li\u003e\n  \u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003e4-Layer Metallurgy + Porceshield™ Ceramic Coating:\u003c\/strong\u003e Plated over our 1.3 mm jeweler’s bronze core with \u003cstrong\u003e0.025 microns of pure Palladium\u003c\/strong\u003e (\u003cstrong\u003ethe most hypoallergenic substance on earth\u003c\/strong\u003e), plated with a full \u003cstrong\u003e2.5 microns of heavy 14k gold\u003c\/strong\u003e (\u003cstrong\u003e5 to 10 times more gold than normal jewelry\u003c\/strong\u003e), and sealed with our \u003cstrong\u003eelectrostatically charged, baked-on ceramic coating (Porceshield™)\u003c\/strong\u003e to \u003cstrong\u003eadd 5 to 10 years of wear\u003c\/strong\u003e.\u003c\/li\u003e\n  \u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003ePersonalized in Salado, Texas (Make It a Set \u0026amp; Save $28):\u003c\/strong\u003e Arrives on a CO₂ laser-engraved 3.0\" × 3.0\" solid blonde maple wood card inside a 3.5\" × 3.5\" × 1.0\" linen gift box. Pair your $68 necklace with the matching bracelet for +$30 ($98 set total — \u003cstrong\u003eSave $28 on the set\u003c\/strong\u003e).\u003c\/li\u003e\n  \u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eFree Replacement for Life:\u003c\/strong\u003e Ships from Salado, Texas with free insured USPS shipping. \u003cstrong\u003eFree replacement for life; just send a photo\u003c\/strong\u003e to \u003cstrong\u003econcierge@vellamereandco.com\u003c\/strong\u003e.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003c!-- sam-seo-crosslinks-start --\u003e\u003cdiv class=\"sam-seo-crosslink-box\" style=\"margin-top:18px;padding:16px 18px;background:#FAF7F2;border:1px solid #E4DCD0;border-radius:10px;font-size:0.86rem;line-height:1.65;color:#4A4036;\"\u003e\n\u003cp style=\"margin:0 0 10px;\"\u003e\u003cstrong style=\"color:#1C1917;\"\u003eExplore Related Salado, Texas Keepsakes ($68):\u003c\/strong\u003e Part of our \u003ca href=\"\/collections\/weird-funny\" style=\"color:#1C1917;font-weight:700;text-decoration:underline;\"\u003eWeird, Unhinged \u0026amp; Funny\u003c\/a\u003e collection. Pair or compare with \u003ca href=\"\/products\/the-goose-with-a-knife-signet-16-gauge-unhinged-charm-necklace\" style=\"color:#8C6924;font-weight:600;text-decoration:underline;\"\u003eGoose With a Knife Necklace ($68)\u003c\/a\u003e and \u003ca href=\"\/products\/the-unbothered-capybara-pendant-16-gauge-chill-charm-necklace\" style=\"color:#8C6924;font-weight:600;text-decoration:underline;\"\u003eTangerine Capybara Necklace ($68)\u003c\/a\u003e, browse our \u003ca href=\"\/collections\/words-phrases\" style=\"color:#1C1917;font-weight:600;text-decoration:underline;\"\u003eWords \u0026amp; Phrases\u003c\/a\u003e world, save up to $52 on \u003ca href=\"\/pages\/groups\" style=\"color:#1E3F32;font-weight:700;text-decoration:underline;\"\u003eDoubles ($120) \u0026amp; Table for Four ($220) Group Sets\u003c\/a\u003e, or inspect our \u003ca href=\"\/pages\/craftsmanship-metallurgy\" style=\"color:#1C1917;font-weight:600;text-decoration:underline;\"\u003e4-Layer 1.3 mm Metallurgy \u0026amp; Cutaway Guide\u003c\/a\u003e.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003ctable style=\"width:100%;border-collapse:collapse;font-size:0.8rem;background:#FFFFFF;border:1px solid #E4DCD0;\"\u003e\n\u003cthead\u003e\u003ctr style=\"background:#1C1917;color:#FAF7F2;text-align:left;\"\u003e\n\u003cth style=\"padding:7px 10px;border:1px solid #3A332C;\"\u003eBench Spec\u003c\/th\u003e\n\u003cth style=\"padding:7px 10px;border:1px solid #3A332C;color:#F3E5AB;\"\u003eDramatic Opossum Charm Necklace ($68)\u003c\/th\u003e\n\u003c\/tr\u003e\u003c\/thead\u003e\n\u003ctbody\u003e\n\u003ctr\u003e\n\u003ctd style=\"padding:6px 10px;border:1px solid #E4DCD0;font-weight:700;color:#1C1917;\"\u003e4-Layer Metal Stack\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd style=\"padding:6px 10px;border:1px solid #E4DCD0;color:#1E3F32;font-weight:600;\"\u003e1.3 mm (16-Gauge) Jeweler's Bronze + 0.025μm Palladium + 2.5μm 14k Gold + Baked Porceshield™ Ceramic\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003c\/tr\u003e\n\u003ctr style=\"background:#FAF7F2;\"\u003e\n\u003ctd style=\"padding:6px 10px;border:1px solid #E4DCD0;font-weight:700;color:#1C1917;\"\u003eCalibrated U.S. Dime Scale\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd style=\"padding:6px 10px;border:1px solid #E4DCD0;color:#4A4036;\"\u003e10.0 mm Tall at Tallest Point (55.9% of a 17.9 mm U.S. Dime) • 0.4 mm Gold-on-Gold Etch\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003c\/tr\u003e\n\u003ctr\u003e\n\u003ctd style=\"padding:6px 10px;border:1px solid #E4DCD0;font-weight:700;color:#1C1917;\"\u003eGift Packaging \u0026amp; Shipping\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd style=\"padding:6px 10px;border:1px solid #E4DCD0;color:#4A4036;\"\u003e3.0\" × 3.0\" Engraved Solid Blonde Maple Card in 3.5\" × 3.5\" × 1.0\" Box • Ships in 5 Business Days from Salado, TX\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003c\/tr\u003e\n\u003c\/tbody\u003e\n\u003c\/table\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\u003c!-- sam-seo-crosslinks-end --\u003e\n\u003ch4\u003eFrequently Asked Collector Questions: The Possum Playing Dead Pendant\u003c\/h4\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eQ: How thick is The Possum Playing Dead Pendant compared to standard gold-plated necklaces?\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cbr\u003eA: Every Vellamere \u0026amp; Co. silhouette is precision-cut at 2612 Howard Loop, Salado, TX 76571 from solid 1.3 mm (16-gauge) jeweler's bronze (twice as thick as 0.5–0.7 mm stamped foil) and plated with 0.025 µm hypoallergenic Palladium, 2.5 µm of genuine 14k yellow gold, and baked ceramic armor.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eQ: What is included with The Possum Playing Dead Pendant for ?\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cbr\u003eA: Your  order includes the 10.0 mm Dime-scale 1.3 mm 14k gold pendant on an adjustable 16\"–18\" chain, an engraved 3.0\" × 3.0\" solid blonde maple keepsake card with up to 3 custom lines, free insured USPS shipping from Salado, TX within 5 business days, and our Free Lifetime Replacement Guarantee (concierge@vellamereandco.com • (254) 275-4890).\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Vellamere \u0026 CO.™","offers":[{"title":"18\" Classic Chain (+2\" Extender)","offer_id":68061187866660,"sku":"THEPOSSUMPLA-GLDP-NECK-18","price":68.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"16\" Collarbone Chain (+2\" Extender)","offer_id":68061187899428,"sku":"THEPOSSUMPLA-GLDP-NECK-16","price":68.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"20\" Layering Chain (+2\" Extender)","offer_id":68061187932196,"sku":"THEPOSSUMPLA-GLDP-NECK-20","price":68.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0820\/7725\/3668\/files\/top_087_possum_playing_dead.jpg?v=1794367315"}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0820\/7725\/3668\/collections\/15_weird_goose_knife.jpg?v=1793945782","url":"https:\/\/vellamereandco.com\/collections\/weird-funny.oembed","provider":"Vellamere \u0026 Co.","version":"1.0","type":"link"}