{"product_id":"goose-with-a-knife-necklace","title":"The Silly Goose — Goose With a Knife Necklace","description":"\u003cp\u003eWe all have that one friend—or daughter, or sister—who looks sweet and polite on the outside, right up until somebody tests her patience before her first cup of coffee. “Peace was never an option” is her unspoken life motto, and she makes every room ten times funnier just by walking into it.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eDesigned by founder \u003cstrong\u003eMia Vellamere\u003c\/strong\u003e and cut to order in our \u003cstrong\u003eSalado, Texas\u003c\/strong\u003e workshop, \u003cstrong\u003eThe Silly Goose\u003c\/strong\u003e turns everyone’s favorite unhinged internet icon—a tiny waddling goose gripping a butter knife in its beak—into a legitimate piece of mirror-polished \u003cstrong\u003e14k gold plated\u003c\/strong\u003e fine jewelry cut from sturdy \u003cstrong\u003e1.3 mm (16-gauge)\u003c\/strong\u003e jeweler’s bronze. Wait until you see her face when she opens the linen gift box and reads her custom wood card.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"vellamere-unique-spec-note\"\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eThe Silly Goose Bench Notes:\u003c\/strong\u003e Calibrated to 10.0 mm (55.9% of a U.S. Dime) in 1.3 mm (16-gauge) bronze with 0.025 µm Palladium, 2.5 µm 14k gold \u0026amp; Porceshield™ ceramic coat in Salado, TX. Ships in 5 business days on a custom-engraved 3.0\" × 3.0\" blonde maple card with Free Lifetime Replacement (\u003ca href=\"mailto:concierge@vellamereandco.com\"\u003econcierge@vellamereandco.com\u003c\/a\u003e).\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Vellamere \u0026 CO.™","offers":[{"title":"18\" Classic Chain (+2\" Extender)","offer_id":68045771374628,"sku":"THEGOOSEWITH-GLDP-NECK-18","price":68.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"16\" Collarbone Chain (+2\" Extender)","offer_id":68045771407396,"sku":"THEGOOSEWITH-GLDP-NECK-16","price":68.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"20\" Layering Chain (+2\" Extender)","offer_id":68045771440164,"sku":"THEGOOSEWITH-GLDP-NECK-20","price":68.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0820\/7725\/3668\/files\/15_weird_goose_knife_gold_white_c98a07de-0c40-4290-b259-ef12d661b1a9.jpg?v=1794365503","url":"https:\/\/vellamereandco.com\/products\/goose-with-a-knife-necklace","provider":"Vellamere \u0026 Co.","version":"1.0","type":"link"}