The Silly Goose — Goose With a Knife Necklace
We all have that one friend—or daughter, or sister—who looks sweet and polite on the outside, right up until somebody tests her patience before her first cup of coffee. “Peace was never an option” is her unspoken life motto, and she makes every room ten times funnier just by walking into it.
Designed by founder Mia Vellamere and cut to order in our Salado, Texas workshop, The Silly Goose turns everyone’s favorite unhinged internet icon—a tiny waddling goose gripping a butter knife in its beak—into a legitimate piece of mirror-polished 14k gold plated fine jewelry cut from sturdy 1.3 mm (16-gauge) jeweler’s bronze. Wait until you see her face when she opens the linen gift box and reads her custom wood card.
| Piece & Collection | The Silly Goose (Weird, Unhinged & Funny) |
| 4-Layer Stack | 1.3 mm (16-Gauge) Bronze • 0.025 µm Palladium • 2.5 µm 14k Gold • Porceshield™ Ceramic (see full cutaway) |
| Dime Scale (17.9 mm) | 10.0 mm The Silly Goose Silhouette (55.9% of 17.9 mm Dime) |
| Chain & Packaging | 16", 18", or 20" (+2" Extender) • Engraved 3.0" × 3.0" Maple Card |
Ordered The Silly Goose from the Weird, Unhinged & Funny collection with a custom note on the 3.0" blonde maple card. The 10.0 mm Dime-scale proportion of The Silly Goose sits right at the collarbone with smooth 8-hour ceramic-tumbled edges.
Upgraded The Silly Goose to the necklace + matching The Silly Goose bracelet set (+$30). Shipped from Salado in 4 days and the 2.5 micron 14k gold over Palladium on The Silly Goose is completely gentle on sensitive skin.
The Silly Goose is cut in Salado, TX from 1.3 mm (16-gauge) jeweler's bronze, rotary-tumbled 8 hours, plated with 0.025 µm nickel-free Palladium and 2.5 µm 14k yellow gold, and sealed with Porceshield™ ceramic armor.
The The Silly Goose charm is calibrated to 10.0 mm at its tallest point (55.9% of a 17.9 mm U.S. Dime) with 0.4 mm MOPA fiber-laser surface detailing.
Every $68 The Silly Goose order includes the 14k gold-plated The Silly Goose pendant on your choice of 16", 18", or 20" (+2" extender) chain, a laser-engraved 3.0" × 3.0" blonde maple card in a linen box, and free lifetime replacement.
